The Piss Mom Off Chromosome, otherwise known as the "I'll keep my room a mess just to defy the old nag", as well as "if you tell me what do to I'm not going to do it".
Warning, this chromosome comes along with extra special add-ons like "go have a shower, your body is changing (ya stank)", and "can you please remove your shoes - preferably to a location miles from me", all followed by a resounding "NO!"
This chromosome dramatically changes a luvy, snugly little boy into a sarcastic, foul mouthed, defiantly other worldly, raised in a barn, comatose, genetically altered, Nintendo DSI attached man-child who, surely to GOD I never gave birth to.
It's almost like the terrible twos didn't leave, they just hibernated for a few years, then came back with a vengeance to crap all over my world.
And what's with this plowing through my fridge and food cupboards like a Tornado ripping through a town? Nothing but crumbs and dust on the floor in his wake.
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Okay fine, I'm kidding.
*The man-child is still living - I haven't murdered him...yet
**I've got an 8 year old heading in the same direction. Yay me. Humph!
***I was never like this, never...really ask my mom...
7 comments:
Oh goodie! Something to look forward too! I actually know it's coming, I guess I have 10 years to prepare!
Ahaha, I suppose every kid goes through it. LOL.
With two boys I don't look forward to that stage :) New follower from the monday hop, look forward to your future posts! You can find me at
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I am following from the Social Media Monday Bloh Hop. I love this story! I think it might start even earlier than 12. My 2 year old loves to tell me no. I swear it is his favorite word. That or No Way Mommy.
I totally understand. 12 year old and 9 year old boys over here. Yay testosterone...
Don't think that only happens with boys. I have a 12 year old daughter who is the same. She could care less that her room is a mess, you have to remind her that she is a little lady and needs to shower and the attitude. Oh thank you but I've got enough of my own I don't need hers.
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