Missing for two weeks and 5 laundry cycles, these three socks are nowhere to be seen and their partners are very lonely.
All efforts have been made to find the three missing socks. All chairs, couches, sofas, beds, laundry baskets, toy baskets, pockets, cupboards, shelves, bags, vehicles, appliances, etc. have been searched thoroughly. But no trace of the missing foot covers have been found.
The three sock partners have been keeping vigil on the living room table for two weeks...and they know that they are not part of the living room decor, therefore, would really like to be matched up and stuffed back into the drawer next to the knickers that they really, really miss.
If found, please return to their rightful owner...she REALLY wants to fold them up and put them away where they belong for good.