So I'm up, my turn to pay for my two bottles of wine.
Checkout guy is looking at my face.
"Hi", I say with a big smile because I'm
Thinking in my head: C'mon, you know you wanna card me, just go ahead, ask for it....
Nothing.
I'm staring into his very soul with all my will, strength, and any other worldly power: Ask, PLEASE ask? Pretty please?
Nothing.
Thinking in my head very loudly: OH. COME. ON. I WANT YOU TO ASK SO THAT I CAN SHOW YOU MY DRIVERS LICENSE AND THEN FEEL ALL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF...
...and then outwardly gloat to the folks behind me in line that I am in fact well over the 19 years of age drinking age limit and I look DAMN good for my age...see aren't I pretty?...I know you're jealous.
Nothing.
Transaction completed and have a nice day.
Well thanks for nothing, old man. Way to bring me down to even lower depths of despair over fact that I'm nearing
Status update: currently drowing my sorrows in some good wine.
4 comments:
Hahaha! I always am surprised that I don't get carded as well! I'm not "44" looking...no way...I'm so young, hip, cute, etc, etc...but as with you, nada. What jerks those liquor store employees are. lol.
I used to hate getting carded when I was in my early 20's and now I just wish they would card me just once. Just as a little ego pick me up!
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Haha this story made me smile! Sometimes I dont even get asked to show my i.d and im 21 AND have braces. I used to work at a restaurant and people would get mad if I asked for thier i.d so maybe he has just had way to many customers that have complained when he asked for their i.d
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