Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Push-up Fail

No not the exercise kind...good lord no!!

Bra!

So today I was leaving work and while I was walking past the underground parking entrance outside the building, suddenly, POP!

Apart came my bra hook (front clip), happily parting both cups, one to my left, the other to my right.

Uhm, okay. I kind of flinched a bit in recognition of what just happened out in public.

And of course, I've got no way/where to fix this minor undergarment malfunction.

My only saving grace...okay two saving graces...is that 1) I had on three layers including my rain jacket so nobody would ever know, and 2) I'm pretty teeny in the boobage area so ...which sort of begs the question, why would I bother with a bra anyway?

The precise moment of  unsnap-pop happened to be also when our President was exiting the underground, and saw me and we waved to each other.

I'm hoping that he didn't really see my sudden wide-eyed look of "oh crap", thinking that it had something to do with him.

So I remained, technically, braless throughout the entire bus ride home.

Time to buy a new bra, I'm thinking.

2 comments:

Mommy Inconsistent said...

Haha! That reminds me of the time my tights were falling down as I was running for a bus. Sat with a bare bum for that bus ride and was soooo happy I wore my long coat!

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